This book is ABSOLUTE GARBAGE. There are so many things wrong it, I don’t even know where to start but that has to start somewhere.
There were so many people all like “OMG! They sound totally like teenagers” and “The characters are so real” NO! Just NO. Stop right there. I was a teenager not so long ago and I know for certain they most definitely DO NOT speak like this:
“You are so, so not comparing me to Dog the Bounty Hunter’s daughter right now and why are we talking about this anyway because it is sooooo NOT the point!”
Or better yet
“No, micul incendiu (little fire), I am simply trying to look out for you. Who knows what wolves lie in wait to pounce on unsuspecting sun-bathing beauties,” Fane said with knowing in his voice.”
Who says that? WHAT TEENEAGER FREAKIN’ SAYS THAT?!
First of all, Fane speaks English perfectly well. He continuously comments on how he “accidentally” mixes it with his native tongue. Yeah right. Showing off his exotic Romanian heritage with mixing a little of the foreign language into the dialogue to really hammer home the point.
This book tried way too hard to be witty and funny. The protagonist Jacquelyn and her dumbass friends Sally and Jen for example. Their constant chatter throughout the book is just odd and so god-damn annoying.
I could go on and on about all the grammatical errors but I really don’t want to waste that much effort into writing it all. Just do yourself a favour and pass on this book